June 28 2011
It's week 18, and I'm soaking wet with anticipation... Let's just get to it, kids.
1.) Introduction and explanation of why my shit was down for a few days last week (and I blame Pilot).
2.) QUICK LAUGHS (these laughs are crazeballs... and sometimes stupid)
3.) Part two of the Radio Melodrama PODCATS!
4.) Lies about my Boner (Aka Fallacies about my Phallus!) *Featuring jokes co-written by staff writer BORIS REVECHKIS!
5.) BAD ASS OF THE WEEK: Noel Gallagher
7.)Then I blow kisses and bid you adieu! (also, follow Ben - my bandmate - on Twitter... @wickedhahd)
You can't kiss the lipless and you can't fake a sneeze, not on my watch. Love you guys! Don't forget to contact me so I don't feel so alone! Email me, BUY THE NEW ZIPPER RECORD, fax me (206-888-6787), twitter at me, check out the blog and subscribe on itunes!